15K reactions · 1.7K shares | Moms mean well, but those junk drawer scissors were the worst. | John Heffron | Facebook

🎉 Just dropped a comedy clip that’s a MUST-WATCH for all of us joining the freshman class of old age. Yes, you heard me right—we are officially the youngest of the old people now! But fear not, because I’ve got us covered on what classes we should be enrolling in to ace this new chapter. 🤓 Join me in embracing our new title with laughter and maybe a touch of wisdom (or just more jokes about getting older). Let’s make being the “youngest oldies” the new trend. Check out the clip, and let’s get

We all age. We get older. If you are lucky, you learn a thing or two along the way. Important things that you can pass down to a younger generation. Things that can expect. The peaks and valleys of life. Here is what I have learned about my bladder. | John Heffron

“I’m the Matchbox 20 of Comedy” — John Heffron Explains All Comedian John Heffron joins us for a chaotic, hilarious morning on The Bob & Tom Show! John kicks things off by admitting he now needs glasses just to put in his contacts… and somehow still sees better when the contacts miss his face entirely. He also reveals why he’s officially the Matchbox 20 of comedy, tells a wild saga about modern washers and dryers, and explains how trying Adderall “just once” accidentally resulted in him writing

18 reactions · 3 comments | Comedian Jon Reep and John Heffron. Western Mi Tour Aug 24-28 Get Tickets Now. | John Heffron | Facebook

Comedian John Heffron Makes Up Stories While Talking to the Uber Driver #comedy #standupcomedy #funny #uber | John Heffron