Look, this bit of body horror might seem extreme to you, but children need to learn. As usual, the Muppets are protected from criticism by anticipatory barbs from hostile audience members Statler and ...

If I skip any of it, he stares at me like I've broken a contract. I didn't plan to become this person. I used to be the one ...

If this is what a Cavapoo can do, goodness knows what a Border Collie would code.

Please, please just notice me. I am sitting here behind this wire gate … memorizing the sound of every footstep in the hallway –– not because I am impatient, but because I am still waiting for the one ...