If I were to flip you the bird left-handed, which I sometimes do to mix things up, you’d notice that my middle finger is crooked, with a bulged knuckle. Why does it look like that? Catfish noodling.

Next time, I'll get bitten better or, rather, the way I plan to get bitten. The first time a person tries noodling, it's likely they will mess up, so I jumped right in to get bit and get it over with.