Satirist Andy Borowitz will discuss his book, Profiles in Ignorance, in Houston on Sept. 21 at an event with The Progressive Forum. Borowitz's latest book takes on a serious topic, in an if-it-weren't ...

Americans wondered what sort of adult would deny the outcome of a legitimate election and believe the separation of church and state is a myth. “Someone has to tell her to dial it back a smidge,” ...

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Add Yahoo as a preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. Humorist and writer Andy Borowitz has gotten the axe from the New Yorker after 25 years of writing for the magazine, as part of a ...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—House Republicans have convened an emergency meeting to determine who must sit next to Representative Matt Gaetz going forward. Members of the conference had hoped to ...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As they conduct a postmortem on the midterm elections, top Republicans have disclosed that they were “totally blindsided” that people who vote tend to believe in ...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a speech to the House of Representatives, George Santos disclosed that he is an M1 Abrams battle tank. Representative Santos apologized for not previously including ...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Rep. Jim Jordan’s bid to become Speaker of the House faced a new obstacle after news spread that he had accidentally locked himself in his congressional bathroom. The ...

WILMINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Lawyers scouring President Biden’s garage in Wilmington, Delaware, have been unable to find any plans to overthrow the United States government through a violent ...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Although Donald J. Trump holds a commanding lead over the rest of the Republican Presidential field, approximately half of all G.O.P. voters wish that their party ...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In order to qualify for the next nationally televised debate, Republican Presidential candidates must sign a pledge to go to prison in place of Donald J. Trump, the ...

SAN FRANCISCO (The Borowitz Report)—Elon Musk’s decision to slash Twitter’s workforce had an unintended consequence, as the billionaire found himself accidentally included among the thousands laid off ...